The Universal Cryonics Society is happy to announce our Super Super Sweepstakes.

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The contest is open only to UCS members in good standing.

So, if you are reading this page and are not yet a UCS member in good standing then contact us as soon as possible to join up.

After you become a member in good standing you will be able to enter the UCS Super Super Sweepstakes and maybe win one of the following super super prizes.

First Prize

Second Prize

This is our First Prize. The lucky winner will get to travel to South Dakota in the USA to an American bison farm. They call them buffalo ranches in the States. Once there, you will get to spend 2 wonderful weeks working with theses magnificent animals. You will learn how to make and throw buffalo chips, a favorite pass-time of settlers in these parts.

In the 2nd week you will actually get to ride one of these critters. Don't be fooled by the dull look on the face of the critter above. When you mount him on his haunches for your first ride, he'll show immediate interest in your presence.

 

Our Second Prize, which will appeal to as many people as does our first prize, is an all expense paid trip to southern Pennsylvania. Here right inside the Gettysburg town limits you will get to go on a turkey shoot with some of the locals. You can bring home one of these great birds. I hear they make fine eating. While hunting be sure to take in the sights of historic Gettysburg. Just be careful with the park rangers in the area. They get very upset with hunters who sometimes confuse tourists with turkeys.

Our Grand Prize

A trip to Mars !!!

The Universal Cryonics Society has been negotiating with the American space organization NASA. We have obtained the rights to a used space shuttle. The UCS plans to convert this shuttle into a long-range spacecraft that will be able to reach the planet Mars. We have the technology. The spacecraft will be called the Martian Shuttle. We expect a trip to Mars to take about 2 years. One should expect to remain on the planet and its moons for about another year. What did you think ? You just can’t go that far out into space, fly by a planet and come home in a week to 10 days ! Get with it ! Of course, one will have to tack on another 2 years for the return trip.

Captain Venus

The contest is open only to UCS members. You have to join our society to have a chance to win the contest. Just think, after you have been processed in our Firth of Fife facility your storage container may be put on the Martian Shuttle and sent aloft into space for the five-year trip.

There will be a topnotch crew to keep you company. And to make sure that everything stays shipshape on this trip, Agatha’s cousin, Sheila Venus MacIver, will be the ship’s captain.

Captain Venus is another young lass that so impressed us at Firth of Fife that we sent her to astronaut school just for this venture.

We feel that space travel and cryonics have much in common. In any event, you and your storage container will be in good hands with Captain Venus somewhere out there in deep space.

Hurry and join the Universal Cryonics Society now! So, you too can become eligible for this great adventure.

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