Foggy G here...

Welcome y'all. Please, watch your step, coz it's...

Last Turtle Added: September 6th, 1999 (a Happy Labor day update!)

The only reptile not disliked by most humans in the world is the turtle.

Completely irrelevant Frank Zappa information- detailed looks at the world of Frank Zappa tours, with band members, songs played, info on guitar solos, Monster songs, Premiere performances, and my highly opinionated view of it all. Click below to find out why it is that...

Have an opinion about Frank? A favorite album? Song? Guitar solo? Click below to forever change history by voting in Foggy G's pointless...

which is now located on an URL far, far away (in a Geocity, by gawd).

Got tapes? Zappa? Phish? Clapton? Others? Interested in more? Click below, peruse my perenially outdated web list, and then let's get to trading. (NOTE: I will update this at some point in my life)

***NOW WITH THE BEGINNINGS OF THE FZTRS- Frank Zappa Tape Reviewer's Society- IN WHICH SOME FOOLISH SOULS ATTEMPT TO REVIEW EVERY AVAILABLE LIVE FZ TAPE***

Due to the impending overload of this site (I am allowed only a certain number of bytes with this free webpage), I have created a second site to help display my rantings and ravings. Currently, page number two contains-> the "Shall We Trade Our Tapes Seriously" files; "Getting the Big Pieces", my YCDTOSA analysis; FZ album reviews; my in-depth analysis of Steely Dan's "Katy Lied"; and "Magic Links", try em on both sides.

Questions? Comments? Inane commentaries on life? Send 'em my way, and who knows what'll happen. I'm at <<turtlestew@compuserve.com>>

Thanks for coming. On behalf of Rando Hatton and the boys in the band, I wish you a fond farewell.

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