Why Beer May Not Be As Great as a Woman
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A beer bottle doesn't look any better with its labels off

Peeling off beer labels isn't as much fun.

You can suck a beer at only one spot.

Enjoying a beer involves a positive calorie intake.

The bottom of a beer can isn't very interesting.

You can't eat a beer.

You can't buy a beer at 9AM on Sunday.

There's a law about driving after having too many beers

You have to be over 21 to enjoy a beer.

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