Horns in Texas

Joel Wagner, of Arlighton Texas, says that single horns are not
played in Texas, only double horns.  This reflects the pernicious
influence of the cattle industry.  It is well known that
the Texas Longhorns were almost always doubles.

I you want to learn how to remove condensation from your Texas
Longhorn, I would be glad to explain the bovine equivalent of
the Horse Maneuver. It was pioneered by the legendary
virtuoso Fred "Tex" Schmidt, and is referred to as the
Bull-Schmidt maneuver.

Gotta go,
Cabbage