Pit Bulls


8DStud wrote the following:

HEY PEOPLE!!! I PLAay an conn 8D ITS AWSOME!!IM GOnna be a sophmore next year pretty cool!!Myteecher says im prety good HESCOOL!!!ICAN PLAY reelly hi,when i play reel hi my pit bull ripsthe couchand he peed in the kitchen IS that narmal?WHATS ALLthe crap about play intune? ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!

To which Ray replied

Time for a change of medication there buddy...BTW: that was no Pit Bull, that was Cabbage

First, I would like to deny all responsibility for the actions taken by this enraged pit bull. I would never consider attacking a couch. Couch attacks are the specialty of a different member of the vegetable kingdom, to wit, the potato. I also deny peeing in the kitchen. What happened was that I spilled a glass of beer by accident. Really!

Second, I believe that of the two actors in this little drama, the pit bull shows a greater grasp of common sense. It is quite clear that the poor canine is responding to ultrasonic sound from the horn. It is okay to play really high, 8DStud, but you still gotta play in tune. After all, concert pitch has risen almost a whole step in the last two hundred years. Naturally, concert pitch has risen even more in dog years, which explains the animal's sensitivity.

I suggest that 8DStud stop abusing the dog, the hornlist, and the horn in this way.

RAW CONN!!!!!!

Gotta go

Cabbage



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