Eye Pressure and Therapy

     If you are worried about excess eye pressure, you should consult
Farkas' book. There is a picture of him playing a horn which sits on
a shelf.  Notice that the mouthpiece touches his face just below
his nose.  If the mouthpiece touches your face a somewhat higher than
this, and a little to the side, then you may suffer from excess
eye pressure.
     Oreo cookies have proven medical benefits for those suffering
from excess eye pressure.  Just open a cookie, and apply the
creme filling directly to the eyeball.  Doctors call this
Oreo corno cornea therapy.  If, however, you suffer from excess
pressure in BOTH eyes, then you apply one cookie to each eye.  This
is called Oreo corno cornea stereo-therapy.

I recommend it for all my pupils.

Gotta go,
Cabbage