Katrina P wondered
if one of these digest sort of things exist for the flute. My roommate, a horn player reads this and finds it quite interesting. Thank you
Horns, being softer and more nutricious than flutes, are much easier to digest. If you want to digest your flute, I suggest you marinate it in valve oil first. I use Slikstuff, which softens the instrument, speeds its progress down the gullet, and adds an intriguing fruity after-taste. By all means, take your flute out of the case, but don't assemble it. Unlike a horn, the flute is cylindrical, so you don't have to worry about whether to start from the small end or the large end.
Once you have swallowed your flute, you are all set to digest the thing. A few Oreos will help speed the process. But I recommend that you not plan any air travel for a week afterwards, since there is some risk you will trigger an alarm as you pass through the security system.
Of course, you are likely to suffer from health problems if you ingest nothing but flutes. For a properly balanced diet, you really need to include all four major instrument groups.
Your welcome, and bon apetit!!
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