Stephen W writes
I have been having some problems with the cleanness of my tonguing. I have considered all sorts of reasons and solutions and I am now certain that the reasons for the problem are really not as simple as I originally thought.
On the contrary, Steve, the reasons ARE simple. It's just that you have failed to perceive HOW simple. Basically, if you have trouble with clean tonguing, then the reasons have to do with your dirty tongue. Just send it to Osmun, who will subject it to chemical cleaning, followed by cryogenic enhancement. (If you attempt chemical cleaning at home, be careful! Personal experience has taught me that Windex is not the best solution.) Not only will your tonguing be much cleaner, but your tongue itself is sure to dazzle and delight everyone to whom you choose to display it.
If you need some help with double tonguing, just let me know.
Gotta go
Cabbage