Well gang, the time has finally come!

For the first time since the close of the season two years ago, the Squirts
are not seeded in a playoff spot. Amazing as it seems, but so desperately
true. You know times are tough when Idlewoods and Bronx win more series
than the reigning champs.

THE MID SEASON REPORT CARD.......

Hitting D-
Watching my team batting average drop to a lowly .252 is heart breaking.
I have only 5 players above .300 and 3 of them are part time players
Mariano Duncan (.486) leading the pack.

Fielding D+
Error to game played ratio just under 1 to 1, with 37, this has to be an
all time high for a Jerry coached team. Bobby Bonilla leading the team with
9, and McGwire and Ripken not too far behind with 6 each.

Pitching F---
With no quality starters and relief with few innings remaining, it's
going to be a long 12 weeks. Randy Johnson leads the team in ERA with 2.81
but has only 2 starts remaining. John Burkett has been a bright spot - 3.58 ERA,
but has only 2 victories in 8 starts. Relief corps combined for 5 saves
with 3 coming from a player no longer on the roster (Armondo Benitez).

Coaching D-
No line-up seems to work, early withdraw of starters for defense has not
worked. Total of 17 stolen bases and the Sac and Hit and Run blunders are
adding up.

Maybe retirement sounds good...Ya I can take up hunting or do whatever Ed does.
Na......you guys are the greatest, even friggen Valari.

   
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