ChonyX Parody/New Card Ideas Spoiler List

Key

s# = sneak = stealth
aw# = awake = perception
h# = hacking = cyberaffinity
G = Gun = Military
S = Spy = Covert
N = Net = Cyber
#/#/# = Gun/Spy/Net = Military/Covert/Cyber

New Card Ideas

ADS Scout

Asset. hp1 f1 a1 s1 aw1 h1 deploy:0/4/0 attack0/4/0 move:0/4/0 search:0/4/0. ADS. Asset moves and searches without tapping.

Doppleganger

Intervention. invoke:0/8/0. When Doppleganger is deployed, select an asset in play. Doppleganger takes on that asset's current appearance and stats.

Drunken Fools

Asset. hp2 f1 a1 s0 aw0 h1 deploy:0/5/0 attack0/1/0 move:0/3/0 search:0/4/0. Tap and spend 6 Spy resources to start a two-kegger in opponents base. All of opponent's non-plastic assets tap and due to hongovers, skip their next untap phase. "Those guys can't fight, but they sure know how to party!"

<card by Noginbump> - ChronyX 0.7.5

Erratus Monk Commander

Asset. hp5 f5 a5 s3 aw3 h10 deploy:0/0/3 attack:0/0/3 move:can't search:1/0/0. All Erratus Monks gain +1 to HP,FP,Armor,Sneak,Awake, and Hacking.

<card by Torcher EM>

Espresso Bar

Base. hp6 Tap Espresso Bar to untap target asset. Give asset Espresso Bar Bean. If asset is ever in a city without an Expresso Bar asset taps and removes 1 Expresso Bar Bean. "Man that's good coffee!"

<card by Patrick Reeves> - ChronyX 0.7.5

Espresso Bar Bean

Enhancement. If asset is ever in a city without an Espresso Bar asset taps and removes 1 Expresso Bar Bean. "Man that's good coffee!"

<card by Patrick Reeves> - ChronyX 0.7.5

Fluffy Kitty

Enhancement. equip: 0/2/0. BAGGAGE-PEASANT. Discard Fluffy Kitty to heal 2 HP on equipped asset. If asset equipped with Fluffy Kitty takes damage there is a 25% chance that Fluffy Kitty is discarded and the damage is reduced to 0.

"Meow."

<card by Christopher Wendelboe>

Hacky Sack

Enhancement. equip: 1/0/0. BAGGAGE. Asset equipped with Hacky Sack gets -4 firepower. Tap the equipped asset to give hacky sack to another asset. Only one Hacky Sack allowed in play at a time.

<card by Rimshot {EM}>

Heavenspawn Peacemachine

Asset. hp5 f5 a5 s1 aw1 h5 deploy:0/0/6 attack:can't move:0/0/3 search:0/0/3. PLASTIC. Enemy asset attacking with firepower greater than 3 is dealt a 12 fp attack. A non-plastic in the dead zone must be sacrificed to deploy.

"Those of you with violent thoughts must be punished."

<card by Fireflame>

Infrared Goggles

Enhancement. equip: 1/2/0. BAGGAGE-WALL STREET. Asset equipped with Infrared Goggles gets +2 awake. All sneak bonuses are cancelled when wearer searches.

"They can hide from our site, our sensors, and weather can help 'em too, but nothin's gonna hide their heat."

<card by Christopher Wendelboe>

Nail

Enhancement. equip: 2/2/2. Asset equipped with Nail cannot be moved by any player, intervention, enhancement, program, or special ability. Asset cannot be removed from play, taken over by opponent, or recalled to player's hand while equipped with Nail.

"He's stuck there til he dies"

<card by Tigger> - ChronyX 0.7.9

Oricalum, Leader of the ADS

Asset. hp10 f5 a8 s8 aw5 h1 deploy:2/2/2 attack:0/2/0 move:0/1/0 search:0/1/0. LEADER-ADS. Only one Leader may be in play at one time. Tap and spend 4/4/4 to kill all other assets in the city.

"Ninjas are respected assassins but never p*** one off"

<card by Oricalum, Leader of ADS>

Techno-Spy

Asset. hp3 f1 a1 s4 aw2 h5 deploy:0/3/2 attack:0/2/0 move:0/1/0 search:0/1/0. WALL-STREET. Tap and spend 0/1/2 to select target asset. A copy of a random program or enhancement played by your opponent on that asset is placed in your hand. "Who needs research when you can just steal everyone else's ideas?"

<card by Kevin Krom>

Two-Kegger

Enhancement. All non-plastic assets tap and due to hangovers, skip their next untap phase. "Those guys can't fight, but they sure know how to party!"

<card by Noginbump> - ChronyX 0.7.5

Vatican Outpost

Base. hp8. VATICAN. Tap to equip known Spam asset in the city with Antarctica. This may only be done if the awake of all friendly assets in city is more than the sneak of all enemy assets in city. "You thought UN security was tight... just *try* to pull something on the Vatican"

<card by Gothic Wytch> - ChronyX 0.7.8

Parody Cards

Anceph Intimidator

Asset. hp25 f12 a10 s1 aw1 h1 deploy:0/0/1 attack:Defensive move:0/0/1 search:0/0/1. Anceph Intimidator can't block.

<card by Ian Schreider>

Bion Grenade

Asset. hp1 f1 a1 s1 aw1 h1 deploy:0/0/4 attack:can't move:0/0/4 search:0/0/4. PLASTIC. If Bion Grenade is killed, spend 4 Net to remove it from play and place 4 Bion Grenades into play tapped. "Look out! It's a Bion Minefield!"

<card by Tigger> - ChronyX 0.7.7

CIO

Asset. hp4 f4 a10 s1 aw1 h10 deploy:0/0/3 attack0/0/2 move:0/0/1 search:0/0/1. WALL STREET. At start of each turn,CIO has: a 75% chance of tapping. a 15% chance of destroying a random card. a 10% chance of remaining untapped and useful. "He's BRILLIANT (when he's awake), but watch out for that temper!"

<card by Gary Warner> - ChronyX 0.7.5

Cowardly HQ

Base. hp25 Gun/Spy/Net Produces one resource of each type per turn. Whenever there is more than one known enemy asset in the city, the HQ will randomly move to an adjacent city. "HEY! Where is that thing off to NOW?"

<card by Birdwatcher APPA> - ChronyX 0.7.5

Flip!

Enhancement. equip 0/1/0. Any card equipped with Flip! will be upside down for the remainder of the game.

Guard Dog V5.0

Intervention(soon to be a program). invoke: 0/8/0. Global Demon. Opponent cannot play any card in the city in which Guard Dog is running, if that card has a cat on the picture.

<card by Ian Schreider>

Guide - Beelzebub

Asset. hp99 f0 a99 s0 aw99 h0 deploy:not payed attack:can't move:can't search:can't.

"Guides are here to help you."
"Skill games only."
"No, I can't trade with you."
"Shut up, Core:"
"No, I DON'T have to stay here all night."
"GUNSLINGERS IS OVER! Deal with it!"

<card by Singularity>

Guide - Kitty

Asset. hp99 f0 a99 s0 aw99 h0 deploy:not payed attack:can't move:can't search:can't.

"Guides are here to help you."
"Skill games only."
"No, I can't trade with you."
"Shut up, Core:"
"All these cards and no ranked games... <sob>"
"This is actually my community service for 27 violations..."

<card by Singularity>

Immodium AD

Enhancement. invoke: 0/3/0. BAGGAGE. Immodium AD will untap asset if asset is also equipped with Porkchop of Doom, Undercooked Hot Dogs, or that Gray Mushy Stuff the cafeteria serves.

<card by SiDDD<CODICES>

McBraque's

Base. hp8 Spend 1 Spy to sacrifice one dead non-plastic asset and get a Porkchop of Doom in your hand. "Over 100,000 people served...oh, you meant how many CUSTOMERS..."

<card by Birdwatcher APPA> - ChronyX 0.7.5

Mr. Cleaner

Asset. hp2 f2 a2 s2 aw2 h2 deploy:1/1/0 attack:0/1/0 move:1/0/0 search:0/1/0. Tap to remove target dead asset from play.

"Always clean up after the job is done."

<card by Fireflame>

Porkchop of Doom

Enhancement. invoke: 0/3/0. BAGGAGE. Asset equipped with Porkchop of Doom will tap and skips all untap phases unless asset is also equipped with Immodium AD.

<card by SiDDD<CODICES>

Basic Cards

(Those used in the player and "Artificially Dumb" decks.)

Antarctica

Enhancement. equip:4/0/0. Asset equipped with Antarctica moves to a random adjoining city and cannot move into city asset was banned from.

ChronyX 0.7.8

Wet Noodle

Enhancement. equip:8/0/0. BAGGAGE. Wet Noodle raises asset's firepower to 11.

Spy Base

Base. hp8 Spy.

Zipp

Asset. hp4 f3 a1 s2 aw1 h1 deploy:1/0/0 attack:1/0/0 move:1/0/0 search:1/0/0.

Water Balloon

Intervention. invoke: 4/0/0. Does 4 damage to target base. Only one Water Balloon allowed per turn.

"Why? Because Mom says so."

Litter Box

Asset. hp12 f8 a8 s1 aw1 h1 deploy:3/0/0 attack:9/0/0 move:can't search:9/0/0.

Coat Check

Asset. hp10 f1 a7 s1 aw3 h1 deploy:0/0/3 attack:can't move:can't search:0/0/1. ANTISPAM-PLASTIC-UH.

Gun Base

Base. hp8 Gun.

Internet Base

Base. hp8 Net.

Tip-Toe

Enhancement. equip: 0/1/0. BAGGAGE. Tip-Toe adds +2 to equipped asset's sneak.

"Be vewy vewy qwiet"

Unfair Trade

Enhancement. eqiup: 0/4/0. WETWARE. Asset equipped with UNFAIR TRADE is taken over by the owner of UNFAIR TRADE. Only non-plastic assets may be enhanced in this way.

"You ripped me off! You WORM!"

Real Grunge

Asset. hp6 f4 a2 s6 aw6 h1 deploy:0/3/0 attack:0/2/0 move:0/1/0 search:0/1/0. SPAM-ANTISPAM-UH

Player Deck

Antarctica - 2
Coat Check - 2
Gun Base - 3
Internet Base - 3
Litter Box - 1
Real Grunge - 3
Spy Base - 3
Tip-Toe - 1
Unfair Trade - 2
Water Balloon - 3
Wet Noodle - 2
Zipp - 4


Artificially Dumb Deck

Coat Check - 3
Gun Base - 3
Internet Base - 3
Litter Box - 3
Real Grunge - 3
Spy Base - 3
Tip-Toe - 1
Unfair Trade - 1
Water Balloon - 2
Wet Noodle - 2
Zipp - 4


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