If you are looking for the page that started it all, then you want to go to The Harpo! Page.
So, what do we have here? It seems that The Harpo! Page was a runaway smash hit with vacuum cleaner salesmen, aged 95 to 100, so that demographic provided the need for a sequel! What does that mean? Well, part of it means that Harpo II gets some of the refuse that has been on The Harpo! Page for too long (like the picture below.) It also means that this space can be used for some new stuff, like Le Gallerie Du Harpo, and The Cedar Point Virtual Tour.
Well, look at that. It's a picture of the folks who rafted down the McKenzie! Confused? Just read the Adventures in Oregon Archives page off of the original Harpo page, and it will all become clear. Great picture, but who's that ham sitting front and center? And didn't this picture used to be back on The Harpo! Page? For the answers to these and other questions, tune in tomorrow! Of course, you STILL won't find the answers, but you never know when another boat picture may appear! (Oh, thanks to Theresa and Brian for the picture.) The cast of characters for this cruise is as follows: There's Harpo, the Skeeter, too. The millionaire, and his wife. The movie star, the professor and merry Bob. Here on Harpo's Isle! And yes, we did finally get off the island. Brian is at the top, with his wife, Theresa, at the back right. The middle right is Tanya, the real estate agent, with her boyfriend Chris in the middle left. Bob is in the front left. Skeeter, our guide, is taking the picture. Of course, the one in the front right is me. Ladies, couldn't ya just hug 'im? Please?! I promise I won't bite -- I'm a computer expert. I'll only nibble a bit! (Ouch, even Harpo II gets some painful jokes!)
Looking
for a bunch of useless pictures with a bunch of useless captions? Well,
then, it's time to enter Le Gallerie Du Harpo!
(Updated 2/20/97)
What's
The Point? Find out here by taking the Cedar
Point Virtual Tour. (Moved to a new server 05/02/2006.)
Do you like roller coasters? I mean, REALLY like roller coasters?
Then you'll want to experience the Pennsylvania
Coaster Cruise 2000. (Added 7/23/2000. Updated 3/12/2002)
Harpo II -- Established February 19, 1997
Last Updated 05/02/2006