It's the Cheese
Hall of Fame
Material compliments California Milk Advisory
Board
Smoked Mozzarella? Sure. But I didn't inhale.
Politician, visiting California
Before I came to California, I didn't know Jack.
Fred, Santa Cruz
I came for a visit, but I stayed for Gouda.
Tad, El Segundo
Nothing beats a soft California breeze,
except Soft California Bries.
Sunshine, Struggling L.A. poet
I was looking for Oaxaca on the map.
Then realized I'd been eating it for days.
Sue-Anne, Visiting from Texas
Teleme, heck, you guys should tell everybody.
Sam, Visiting from Wisconsin
Why the fog won't leave the bay...
Why California is known as the
"The Golden State"...
Why California has 4 real
seasons...
Why California has everything...
Why the term "awesome"
originated in California...
Why Wisconsin never had a summer of
love...
Why California cows have such high
self-esteem...
What The Mamas & The Papas were
dreaming about...
Why the Redwoods refuse to grow
anywhere else...
What every Hollywood agent wants a
piece of...
Why your relatives from back East
keep showing up...
Why Route 66 ends in California...
Why more chefs live in
California....
Why that mouse chose California for
his amusement park...
Why the earth is trying to swallow
California...
Why El Nino keeps coming back...
Why Palm Springs puts up with the 2
days of rain each year...
Why Wisconsin Hates Us...
Why Bigfoot is a Californian...
Why people hung around after the
gold rush...
Why hearts are left in San
Francisco...
Why the swallows return to
Capistrano...
Why Californians started to make
wine...
Why we grow so much broccoli...
Why California has more delis than
New York...
Why toothpicks are pointy...
Why the bear on our state flag is
smiling...
Why macaroni has elbows...
Why California had more athletes in
Atlanta...
Why Hollywood does deals at
lunch...
Why real men eat quiche...
Why we love art gallery openings...
Why California dreams come true...
Why 1 out of 3 Californians is
bilingual...
Why the mouse was invented in
Silicon Valley...
What makes California a winter
wonderland...
The only thing Berkeley never
protested...
1,276,977 Californians will eat
pizza today...
Everyone who travels in California
says the same thing...
Why more people celebrate Cinco de
Mayo in California...
La razon por que los mariachis
gritan mas fuerte en California...
La razon por que Junipero Serra se
vino a California...
La razon por que 8 millones de
Hispanos venimos a California...
Last year 47 million people visited
California...
Great whites spotted off Santa
Cruz...
They're searching for it high and
low...