Every year in October, Knott's Berry Farm theme park turns into "Knotts Scary Farm" and puts on the Halloween Haunt. Think of it as the world's largest Halloween party, with over half a dozen "Mazes" (walk through, themed haunted house affairs), gory rides, bizarre side-shows, and hundreds of free-roaming monsters. That's me. I am the Clan Chief of the Piper's Clan in the "Gauntlet." Oft described as "a Ren-faire gone horribly awry..."