What are the top 10 software excuses?

  1. It's the hardware's fault.
  2. It's the window's fault.
  3. It's the user's fault.
  4. It's the documentation's fault.
  5. It's the specification's fault.
  6. It's the compiler's fault.
  7. It's the static's fault.
  8. It's the network's fault.
  9. It's Barry's* fault.
  10. Due to budget cut's number 10 has been eliminated.
    Enough said.
*=Barry was the last person to leave the company.



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