I wrote these as a version of the Red Neck test for a situation where Superman jokes would be appropriate. This is a test for a Kryptonian on Earth who doesn't know it. Enjoy.
If you think that Gravity is something that happens to 'other people,' then you might be a Kryptonian.
If your reaction to being hit by a car as you walk across the street is to apologize to the driver and offer to call a tow truck, then you might be a Kryptonian
If for you bus-stop is a verb instead of a noun, then you might be a Kryptonian.
If you repeatedly fly across country but have no frequent flyer miles because none of it was in an airplane, then you might be a Kryptonian.
If you are the only one who objects to the glowing green rock that all your friends think is pretty, then you might be a Kryptonian.
If you hit your thumb with a hammer and scream, but only because that's the third new hammer you've had to buy this week, then you might be a Kryptonian.
If your pet dog (or pet alligator) realizes it's a bad idea to bite the hand that feeds it while the vet is wiring its broken jaw, then you might be a Kryptonian.
If no one will play baseball with you because your fastball breaks the sound barrier, then you might be Kryptonian.
If you think about driving the car to the gym to lift weights, but decided it is easier just to lift the car instead, then you might be a Kryptonian.
If you do the high jump in gym class, and people have to remind you to come back down, then you might be a Kryptonian.
If you realize you are lost and have to think about what continent you're on, then you might be a Kryptonian.
If you hear your family arguing about whose turn it is to save the world, then you might be Kryptonian.
If friends of the family come to visit and you realize there's a UFO parked in the garage, then you might be a Kryptonian.