My name is Elmer J Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht

What I hold to be true:

Emanuel Kant was a real piss ant who was very rarely stable
Heidigger Heidigger was a boozy beggar who could think you under a table
David Hume could out consume Schopenhauer and Heigel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swing who was just as sloshed as Schlagel.

There's nothing Nietche couldn't teach yea bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill of his own free will on half a pint of shanty was particularly ill.
Plato they say could stick it away. Half a pint of whiskey every day.
Aristotle Aristotle was a boozier with a bottle. Hobbs was fond of his dram.
And Renée Descart was a drunking fart.
I drink therefor I am.

Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed.
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.

What I believe:

Well I believe in the soul, the small of a woman's back,
the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch.
I believe the novels of Susan Sontag are self indulgent overrated crap.
I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment
outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter.
I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents on
Christmas morning rather than on Christmas Eve.
And I believe in long, slow, deep soft wet kisses that last for three days.

A True Story:

On his last night on earth, Renée Descart, the leading exponent of Cartesian
dualism was seated in a pub having a pint. The innkeeper asked him if he
would like another. Descart replied; "I think not."

He was never seen again!

In reallity I'm a professional type electrical engineer. I have a piece of paper that says I am anyway. I am also a member of the Microsoft Developers Network, which means I get some free stuff from em. I normally design computer run test circuits so normal people can test some really complex stuff (I use my Mom as a mental model for my operator.) Sounds slick till you find out my controller is an IBM AT (before 286 processor) using 640 K of RAM running QuickBasic.

On the side I do some Assembly Language and Visual Basic programming, and also go fishing and boating too.

What a complete life, and girls, I'm single! Grab me now!

The rest of this home page arena consists of...

My Assembly Language Stuff (ultra nerds only. I'm not kidding!)

My highly accurate VCR clock ... a must to see.

Click this for Toys (My gifs and other stuff)

Click here for Long Island stuff (I stole all the graphics, please don't tell)

Why don't these links work? Click HERE! (Hey! I want my quarter back!!!)

My links (Geese, these are sure getting dusty)

Oh forget it, go get your own links.

I still don't get enough email, so send me some. Mail me now!

PS: I bet your kid does better bitmaps then I do, right?

PPS: Are you STILL clicking those dummy links? STOP that silly!