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Biddys 2009 Wall Calendar
Biddys 2009 Wall Calendar
Biddys 2009 Mini Wall Calendar
Biddys 2009 Mini Wall Calendar


Coots & Biddys T-Shirts



Coots
Coots
The Book

Biddys
Biddys:
A Comprehensive Study of Those Ladies with Big Hats and Little Dogs

Classic Couple Figurine
Coots & Biddys Classic Couple Figurine
Still the classic couple.

Classic Couple Salt and Pepper Shakers
Coots & Biddys Classic Couple Salt and Pepper Shakers
A Classic Couple

Still Agree Bobble Figurine
Coots and Biddys Still Agree Bobble Figurine
They still agree on just about everything.

Swinging Couple Figurine
Coots and Biddys Swinging Couple Figurine
Still a couple of swingers.

Senior Discount Salt and Pepper Shakers
Coots and Biddys Senior Discount Salt and Pepper Shakers
We want our Senior Citizen Discount, right friggin' now!

Coot and Biddy Sexy Couple Bobbing
Coot and Biddy Sexy Couple Bobbing
Still A Sexy Couple

Motor Running Couple
Motor Running Motorcycle Couple Bobble Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Still lookin' for adventure in whatever comes their way...

Biddys Fabulous 50
Biddys Fabulous 50
50 and Fabulous

Coots Sexy 50
Coots Sexy 50
50 and still a Sexy Beast

Biddys 60 Still Sexy
60 Still Sexy
60 and still Sexy!

Coots Stud 60
Coots Stud 60
60 and still a Stud

Motorcycle Bobbing - Biddys
Motorcycle Bobbing - Biddys
Aging Aint for Sissies!

Biddys Perfect Age
Biddys Perfect Age
My age is between 39 and "It's none of your frickin' business"!

At my age this Is how a lady sits.
At My Age - Coots & Biddys
At my age this Is how a lady sits.

Coots Barrel Bobble Figurine
Coots Barrel Bobble Figurine
Belchenkenfarten Beer
Older, but still in good spirits.

Coots On a Roll Bobble Figurine
Coots On a Roll Bobble Figurine
Still on a Roll.

Biddys Still Likes to Play Perpetual Calendar
Biddy perpetual calendar figurine
She still likes to play everyday.

Born to Lose - Coots
Born To Lose - Coots & Biddys
Born to Lose: hair, eyesight, hearing, ebido, etc, etc

Coots Motorcycle Photo Frame
Coots Motorcycle Photo Frame
Born to lose... hair, teeth, memory.

Coots Buddha Belly Figurine
Coots Buddha Belly Figurine
Still has the body of a god...Buddha!

Coots A Coot and His Chair Bobbing
A Coot And His Chair - Coots & Biddys
A coot and his chair, it's a beautiful thing.

Coots Coot Time Mini Clock
Coots Coot Time Mini Clock
It must be time for a Senior Special somewhere.

Biddys Cold Drinks Bobble Figurine
Biddys Cold Drinks Bobble Figurine
She celebrates hot flashes with cold drinks.

Coots Country Boy Bobble Figurine
Coots Country Boy Bobble Figurine
Older but still a country boy.

Biddys Criticism Bobble Figurine
Biddys Criticism Bobble Figurine
Criticism is just another service she offers.

Biddys Dessert First Figurine
Biddys Dessert First Figurine
Life is short...eat dessert first.

Doctor Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Doctor Figurine
Old doctors never die! ( They just lose their patience)

Coots Super Fart Figurine
Coots Super Fart Figurine
Super Fart! He's got gas and he knows how to use it.

Biddys Fairy
Biddys Fairy
Your fairy Godmother grants your wish to be 39 forever.

Biddys The Biddy Ladies Photo Frame
Biddys The Biddy Ladies Photo Frame
Fashion is fickle but friendship is always in style.

Coots Fireman
Coots Fireman
Old firefighters never die (Their hose just shrivels a bit)

Coots Fisherman
Coots Fisherman
Proud he can still get a big one.

Biddys Full Bodied Figurine
Biddys Full Bodied Figurine
A bit full-bodied but aged to perfection.

Biddys Garage Sale Goddess Bobble Bank
Biddys Garage Sale Goddess Bobble Bank
Goddess of the Garage Sale

Biddys Garage Sale Goddess
Garage Sale Goddess Bobble Figure - Coots & Biddys
Goddess of Garage Sales

Coots Glasses Eyeglass Holder
Coots Glasses Eyeglass Holder
Can't remember where he left his glasses.

Coots Golfer
Golfer Bobble Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Still doesn't play well with others

Old Golfer Bobble Figurine
Old Golfer Bobble Figurine
He's convinced that age is mind over matter, if you don't mind it doesn’t matter

Coots Sleeping Golfer Bobble Figurine
Coots Sleeping Golfer Bobble Figurine
Still a Force on the Course.

Coots Play Everyday Perpetual Calendar
Coots golfer perpetual calendar figurine
If he had it his way, he’d play everyday

Biddys Still Got It
Biddys Still Got It
I've still got it! (It's just a little lower.)

Biddys Mardi Gras - Biddy
Mardi Gras Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Still can get totally outrageous

Old Fart Bobble Figurine
Old Fart Bobble Figurine - Coots & Biddys
He's not just an Old Fart -- he passes new ones all the time

Coots Overrated Bobble Figurine
Overrated Bobble Figurine - Coots & Biddys
He thinks maturity is overrated.

Coots Policeman Figurine
Policeman Figurine - Coots & Biddys
What retirement? He's forever On the Job

Coots Racer Bobble Figurine
Coots Racer Bobble Figurine
Still likes to race around the mall.

Coots Exotica Figurine
Coots Exotica - Coots & Biddys
I'd retire but who'd replace me?

Coots Simple Pleasures Potty Bobbing
Coots Simple Pleasures Potty Bobbing
Retired and enjoying life's simple pleasures.

Coots Hula Bobble Figurine
Coots Hula Bobble Figurine
Retired and no longer takes any crap.

Coots Royal Pain
Royal Pain - Coots & Biddys
Retired but still works at being a royal pain in the ass.

Biddys Sassy Bobble Figurine
Biddys Sassy Bobble Figurine
A little older, a little sweeter, but still so sassy!

Biddys Secret Figurine
Secret - Coots & Biddys
The secret to staying young is lying about your age.

Biddys Senior Citizen Discount
Biddys Senior Citizen Discount
I want my Senior Citizen Discount right friggin' now!

Coots Senior Citizen
Coots Senior Citizen
I want my "SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT" right friggin' NOW!

Coots Senior Coin Tray
Coots Senior Coin Tray
I want my Senior Citizen Discount, right friggin now!

Senior Citizen Discount Magnet - Coots
Sexy Bobble Figurine - Coots
Still A Sexy Beast!

Biddys Sexy 60
Biddys Sexy 60
Too sexy to be in her 60’s!

Biddys Shake
Biddys Shake Bobbing
Shake What Your Mama Gave You!

Shake Magnet - Biddys
Shake Magnet - Biddys
Shake what your mama gave ya!

Shoppers Coffee Mug - Biddys
Shoppers Coffee Mug - Biddys
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

Shopping Machine Figurine - Biddys
Shopping Machine Figurine - Biddys
She's still a Mean Shopping Machine!

Stays In Shape - Coots
Stays In Shape - Coots & Biddys
Stays in shape for the babes.

Coots Coot Idol Bobble Figurine
Coots Coot Idol Bobble Figurine
Still an American Idol.

Still Hot - Biddys
Still Hot - Biddys
Still Hot! (but it comes in flashes)

Coots Poodle Action Bobble Figurine
Coots Poodle Action Bobble Figurine
Still Likes To Get A Little Action.

Coots Playboy Figurine
Playboy Bobble Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Still every bit the Playboy

Biddys Sex Goddess
Biddys Sex Goddess
Still the Sex Goddess!

Biddys Tequila Birthday Bobble Figurine
Biddys Tequila Birthday Bobble Figurine
She takes birthdays with a grain of salt...and tequila and lime.

Coots Truckin' Bobble Figurine
He keeps on Truckin’.

Coots Viagra
Coots Viagra
He takes Viagra but only so he won't pee on his shoes.

Coots Flasher Wooden Key Holder
Coots Flasher Wooden Key Holder

Coots The Itch Wooden Back Scratcher
Coots The Itch Wooden Back Scratcher
Still got the itch

Coots You're Never Too Old
Coots You're Never Too Old
You're never to old to take pride in your accomplishments

Biddys Bad Memory Wall Plaque
Biddys Bad Memory Wall Plaque
The secret to happiness is a good sense of humor and a bad memory.

Biddys Fashion Friends Wall Plaque
Biddys Fashion Friends Wall Plaque
Fashion is fickle, but friendship is always in style.

Biddys Shopping Wall Plaque
Biddys Shopping Wall Plaque
Whoever said money can't but happiness, didn't know where to shop.

Biddys Whining Friends Wall Plaque
Biddys Whining Friends Wall Plaque
A little whining with friends is a good thing.



T-Shirts

Coots - Fast Lane White T-shirt
Living Life in the Fast Lane
Coots - Play Well White T-shirt
Still Doesn't Play Well With Others
Coots - Still Rockin' White T-Shirt
Still Rockin'
Coots - Senior Citizen Discount White T-shirt
I Want My
Senior Citizen Discount
Right Friggin Now!
Biddys - Age/Attitude White T-shirt
It's not the age
It's the attitude!
Biddys - Bingo Queen White T-shirt
Her Majesty
The Bingo Queen.

Still every bit the Playboy

My Mind Is Still in the Gutter.

It's Not The Age.
It's The Attitude!

Still Hot!
(But It Comes In Flashes)

The Earth is 2/3 Water...
Go Find Your Own
Damn Fishin' Hole!

I Want My
Senior Citizen Discount
Right Friggin Now!

I've Still Got It!
(It's Just A Little Lower.)

I Take It All With A Grain Of Salt...
And Tequile With Lime.

Still Likes To Race
Around The Mall.

Stays In Shape For The Babes.

Her Majesty
The Bingo Queen.

I Know The Secret To Looking
Younger...Accessorize.

Living Life In
The Fast Lane.

Being An Old Coot
Is A Hoot.

At My Age Criticism Is Just
One More Service I Offer.

I Celebrate Hot Flashes
With Cold Drinks.

Still Doesn't Play
Well With Others.

Still likess to putter
around.

Still Loves To Play In The Dirt.

If They Don't Take Dogs
In Heaven, I'm Not Going.

Still Rockin'

Still Just A Country Boy.

Garage Sales Goddess

I Want My
"Senior Citizen Discount"
Right Friggin' Now!


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