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You have entered the colon of creativity, where past issues of The Satyrist reside when they are no longer current or trendy.
Inaugural Issue: This is where the madness began, featuring Lust Hemingway concert review, Cosmic Confidant, Customers I Have Known.
Spring 1996 Issue: Featuring Lust Hemingway interview Part 1, Guest Editorial from Sidney "El Sid" Masculino, Customers I Have Known.
Summer 1996 Issue: Thrush Limbaugh becomes editor, more Lust Hemingway interview, Mr. Zeus Muscle Pageant, Brock Manly.
Autumn 1996 Issue: Molly Wacker-Stifley introduces Impressive Living, Interview with Ennui, Lippy O'Toole Gossip column.
Holiday 1996 Issue: Celebrate the stupidity of the Christmas season with Ennui, Guru Lenny Ramakrishna, and a wimp named Wes.
Spring !997 Issue: Featuring absolutely nothing worth mentioning, including Lust Hemingway's trenchant analysis of Kenny ZZZZZZZZ
Summer 1997: Featuring a review of "Kevorkian 90210" and a new advice column for idiots like you.
Winter 1997 Issue: Featuring Ashley Hornecker's review of the Elma Butt-Dipping Festival, Ennui's new album Gothic Christmas, Medical use of Handguns.
Spring 1998: Another Lust Hemingway interview, Midnight Ebony Death Social Condom, The Satyrist Weather Report.
Winter 1998: Teenage Biker Sluts, the Trial of Michael Bolton, Earl Crook Financial Seminars, The Story of Little Johnnie Stick-Up-His-Butt, the revolutionary Emac computer.
Early 1999: The Trial of Michael Bolton, Part II: Celebrity Hypocrite of the Year, Review of Lust Hemingway's Nonethology
Late 1999: Introducing American Stud--the Journal of Male Supremacy. Featuring Big, Fat, Ugly, Stupid Ed, Freud to head NRA, Sofa-Buttocks Nuclear Fusion
Satyrist Internet News: Pat Boone sues Michael Bolton, Ennui stars in Endless Bummer, free mp3 downloads from Ripster, Microsoft monopolizes dental floss, Future Diabetics of America