Very Secret Signs of the Little People

A Pint of Lump when you are free, please.
Hello surreptitiously. The wife is with me. I was not here earlier.
Hello! I am a member.
The man on my right is a Tax Inspector (or similar).
Please drink harder and faster.
What the hell is his name? Whisper it to me please.
Give the woman in bed more Porter please.
That's her / him now!
Ten pints please!
We're over here!
My team won! Come over and talk to me about it.
I'll have a half!
Your wife is on the phone / coming in / looking mad!
My head hurts!
She's gone to her mothers!
Janey-mack I'm stuck at the back!

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