1) Get and use a proper tool - not the chain saw - to open the
box and get rid of the most recalcitrant piece of scotch ever
tied to cardboard
2) Do not, I repeat, do not inadvertently open your CDRW or
the Macrovision captors will detect it and spread a powerful acid
on the CD, after sending a micro-wave signal with a print of your
fingerprints to the MS Paranoia Department
3) While the full install occurs go make some coffee and wait
until the last drop
4) Drink the entire pot
5) Follow your instinct, ignore the readme file, erase the logo
avi and mess with every cfg file you can find in the FS2000 root
folder
6) Re-install FS2000 and go back to commandments 3 and 4, skip
5 and 6
7) Scrape you finger hitting SHIFT+Z twice before the program
is even fully loaded
8) Get an appointment with an ophthalmologist after reading
the fps counter, and follow his advice to check with a psychiatrist
once you told him why you came
9) If you still have some money left after the psychiatrist
treatment, check what you can afford to buy to upgrade your computer
10) Don't forget to tell us your story, we want to have some
fun too