"I thought it was trash, and fed it to my goat.
It made him sick, and now I'm gonna sue."
     - Mrs. O'Mally

"Sure I sang along.  But I was just lip-syncing."
     - Bill Clinton

"Where did I go wrong?  There's a bad seed in every family."
     - Grandma Salazar

"Come on you scum-sucking, maggot infested,
long haired pinko commie fag airhead pilots!
Sing these songs, buy this book, it's misdirected capitalism."
     - Rush Limbaugh

"It's the best thing to hit the hang gliding community.
After all, something should!  Surreal, Cloudbuster!"
     - the FAA

"It *#~@*^!  Surreal, Cloudbuster!"
     - Dank Hallowhead Groundslug, "Rockytop Records"

"Ambitious -- if woefully inept -- attempt to go deep,
complete with silly Dylan-Dali image imitations and
what looks dangerously like a concept behind the
whole thing.  A new low in the artist's often competant
but steadily sinking career.  Surreal, Cloudbuster!"
     - Bascombe Yves St. James, "Rolling Stoned"

"If one looks closely enough, the temtation to
link particular songs to particular ladies in his
crowded past is irresistable.  And there are
clues a-plenty.  Surreal, Cloudbuster!"
     - Judas Honecutt, "Showbiz Snooper"

"Structurally sound, aerodynamically superior,
high-lift, high speed, great aero-elasticity.  A
pirouette at cloudbase.  Surreal, Cloudbuster!"
     - Dense Pages, "Low and Slow"

{Webmaster note:  Awards and icons at top of page are shameless
parodies.  Why would I want to be a member of a club that would
have me as a member, anyway?}

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