What does your mom say? Submit Momspeak -- if I use it, I'll credit you on my page.
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Momspeak!
Everything your mother ever said!
Sorry, Mom. I had to do it!
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- Eat your vegetables.
- There are starving people in India who would be happy to clean your plate.
- If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you want to do that, too?
- Turn down that music, I can't hear myself think!
- Wait until your father gets home.
- Don't make me stop this car!
- You'll poke your eye out.
- I'm not everyone else's mother.
- I can't pay to heat the whole neighborhood.
- Do your homework.
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