Momspeak!

              Everything your mother ever said!

              Sorry, Mom. I had to do it!


            • Eat your vegetables.
            • There are starving people in India who would be happy to clean your plate.
            • If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you want to do that, too?
            • Turn down that music, I can't hear myself think!
            • Wait until your father gets home.
            • Don't make me stop this car!
            • You'll poke your eye out.
            • I'm not everyone else's mother.
            • I can't pay to heat the whole neighborhood.
            • Do your homework.

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