This is from 9/18/97. Another Steve Hausman original; a bit more seasonal. I love this stuff. Chag Sameach, Susie Q Here's a little rhyme for you Yes, Chag Sameach, Susie Q-sie A happy holiday to you-sie The day it is now drawing nigh For the Holiday so High Selichot will be right along If you sleep late, they'll ring a gong It's almost time to go to shul Two full days, now that's the rule The services they will be great Wake up, Little Susie, don't be late The date's the same it was last year No need to say it, it's so clear And Yom Kippur will come soon after In Torah we'll read a chapter I hope you have an easy fast Only one long day will it last Listen to the Song of Jonah So you won't from hunger moana But when with hunger you begin to shake And the fast do finally break Go fres some herring, lox and vodka Eat as much as you really wanta (But don't ever eat green eggs and lox That must taste like a bunch of phlox) And when we're done we'll build the succah (I'll promise not to smoke my hookah) And what about Shemini Atzeros? I'll celebrate that one on the terrace What's that you say? Where's Simchat Torah? On that day we'll dance a hora Further down the road a bit Chanukah is a big hit We'll light those candles, maybe eight A latke repast is our fate But now again it's time to go Another holiday, another show.... Copyright©1997 Steve Hausman Yet more?