STANDARD DISCLAIMER
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Add toner
All models over 18 years of age
Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental
Apply only to affected area
Approved for veterans
As seen on TV
At participating locations only
Avoid contact with skin
Batteries not included
Be sure each item is properly endorsed
Beware of dog
Booths for two or more
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement
Call toll free number before digging
Cash value 1/100 of 1 cent
Check here if tax deductible
Colors may fade
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients
Contents may settle during shipment
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show
Do not disturb
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate
Do not remove under penalty of law
Do not stamp
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment
Do not write below this line
Driver does not carry cash
Drop in any mailbox
Edited for television
Employees and their families are not eligible
Falling rocks
First pull up, then pull down
For off-road use only
For office use only
For recreational use only
Freshest if eaten before date on carton
If condition persists, consult your physician
Keep away from fire or flames
Keep cool
Limit of one coupon per purchase
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery
List at least two alternate dates
List each check separately by bank number
List was current at time of printing
Lost ticket pays maximum rate
Many suitcases look alike
May be too intense for some viewers
No alcohol, dogs or horses
No anchovies unless otherwise specified
No Canadian coins
No other warranty expressed or implied
No purchase necessary
No passes accepted for this engagement
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States
No solicitors
No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop
No user-serviceable parts inside
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross
Not recommended for children
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential
damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform
Not the Beatles
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear
One size fits all
Package sold by weight, not volume
Penalty for private use
Place stamp here
Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop
Please return tray tables to their fully upright and locked position
Post office will not deliver without postage
Postage will be paid by addressee
Prerecorded for this time zone
Price does not include taxes
Process promptly
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub
Replace with same type
Reproduction strictly prohibited
Restaurant package, not for resale
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward
Sanitized for your protection
See label for sequence
See label for washing instructions
Shading within a garment may occur
Sign here without admitting guilt
Simulated picture
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi
Slippery when wet
Some assembly required
Some equipment shown is optional
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only
Subject to change without notice
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal
This is not an offer to sell securities
This product is meant for educational purposes only
Times approximate
To open - lift tab carefully
Use only as directed
Use only in a well-ventilated area
Use other side for additional listings
Void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted
We have sent the forms which seem right for you
You must be present to win
Your canceled check is your receipt
Your mileage may vary

This supersedes all previous notices

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The Disclaimer Page was last edited on Sunday, June 2, 1996, 15:30:00 PDT