Jonathan (when aged three)

[Jonathan is going to type. I have to stand at the other side of the room and shout out what letters are required.]

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[Now he's dictating]

Hiya

At nursery I made one crispy. You make them with chocolate buttons and crispies in a pot and you mix them round and then you make it hot on candles. Then you take it home and eat it after lunch [Ha! Spread it on your face in the car, more likely.]

I had my photograph taken by a camera on three stilts [a portrait photographer visited nursery].

Now I want to play with the stimpler [stapler].

Bye.