1 I've got one hand in my pocket, and the other is flashing a peace sign, and the other is flicking a cigarette and ...

10 Get to say cool words like "BattleBug". Try it some time. You'll see!
9 Small affiliation, few players, more opportunity for real input on decisions.
8 Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside.
7 When the new space combat rules kick in our War Cruisers are gonna rule.
6 I've got my (one of eight multi-faceted) eye on you!
5 No matter what you want to do in the game, we desperately need somebody to do it!
4 Look Ma! Four Hands!
3 Most of us are on the Net, like you. Makes communication a lot easier and cheaper.
2 Ever see the movie Alien? We're just like that! Well, except maybe with worse production values.

1 Your boss will really appreciate the way you spend hours every week pretending to be an alien.

10 We're warriors like the Klingons, but you don't have to wear all that dried-up bat guano on your forehead.
9 Not specialized into one primary function (like transport, mining etc.). We do everything.
8 Extra set of hands really impresses the chicks.
7 Chance to earn Cargo Carrier, game's biggest ship.
6 Free pair of amazing multipurpose 16-tools-in-one antennae
5 We're new - real chance to grow and advance into a political position within the affiliation.
4 Not one of us is named "O. J."
3 Team communicates and works together. New players aren't left in the dark wondering what to do.
2 New! Improved! Lemon-Scented!

1 Dense fur more fun than Beauty Stylin' Barbie