How did this happen? Description, history, and current events of the KZK (updated week 17)
The KZK Now Political structure, other stuff included because somebody had too much time on their hands
New Player Information: Why you should be a Battlebug, and what you get if you do (we are not too proud to beg)
Contact the KZK: The KZK player team and how to reach us
Market Reports: Buy, Sell, Buy, Sell... Trucker Weenies look here.
Cargo Carrier FAQs: Buy, Sell, Buy, Sell in the Major Leagues - get the biggest ship there is!
10 Elvis is alive and well and running a convenience store at Kommercia Hive
9 We are growing rapidly - 400% increase in number of players in 4 months.
8 I could tell you the *real* reason to join the KZK.... but then I'd have to kill you
7 We are really active - never do two weeks in a row go by without a KZK battle somewhere
6 Cleared of all wrongdoing by independant counsel investigating Whitewater incident
5 We're going to be at GenCon. Look for us!
4 Your spouse will just love the time you spend on your computer reading KZK Email
3 We just got our own territory. Finally. Lots of opportunities available helping us build it up
2 No KZK player has yet written a book about the OJ Trial.
And the number one reason to join the KZK:
1 Play the Beatles' Helter Skelter backwards - it REALLY says "Join the KZK. Be a BattleBug. Join the KZK..."
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