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The following have this to say about DiLingo:


"...like Pig Latin from Hell."

Sumus Cacoonus responds:

Like hell it's pig-Latin form hell! Amnda ouya!


"...just for fun."

Sumus Cacoonus responds:

Just for fun is only the tip of the iceberg. But of course, so is welfare fraud.


"Some people have far too much time on their hands."

Sumus Cacoonus responds:

Time is an illusion, and if I have too much of it, then whose fault is that? God's? Go 'head, heathen, blaspheme. I'll see you in Hell--and make you speak pig-Latin there, bub. (Vide supra.)


"DiLingo is a silly English slang with just a few words."

Sumus Cacoonus responds:

And then of course, there's this character--the guy who thinks a buch of elves have oh such a beautiful language. Yea, he's qualified. Go with the elves, fella. But watch your back--they have poor discrimination of orifices.

Silly? Silly? I'll show you silly. A guy with a linguistics degree trying to make a living--now THAT'S silly. Managed care--also silly. Hillary Clinton--need I go on? Gary Puckett and the Union Gap, Michael Jackson's vitiligo, George Hamilton's tan (ibid.), Louisiana--the state, not the song, Peace with Honor--man oh man someone stop me...


(No Comment) ...wise.


"But if one has wits, spare time and desire to have fun, then he can create things much more clever, such as R. Harrison's ZENGO, a language composed over by five letter words only, or DiLINGO, the gutteral utteral rhyming language."

Sumus Cacoonus responds:

Now here's a scholar and a gentleman. And it doesn't hurt that he's Italian also.