The
Warped Award for Originality. Alas, this site no longer exists, but the
award Sticks.
The
Strange Enlightenments Award 
The
Higher Primate Award...
is awarded to that site that best exemplifies what Man can do when he comes down from the trees. Since the Internet is the next big jump in evolution, we must not forget our furry little friends whence we've come.
King
of the Web
The
Eyes of God Award
Awarded by Him to that site that best exemplifies His way of thinking.
The
Way Out There Award
Awarded to that site that best makes use of mostly empty space.