Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.urban,alt.sci.physics.plutonium
Subject: USENET Recipe Book
From: dean.lenort@att.net (Dean Lenort)
Date: Mon, 31 May 1999 15:58:15 GMT
Message-ID: <3753b11e.1587167@netnews.worldnet.att.net>

Hi all!  I'm putting together a USENET recipe book and I'm looking for
recipes.  This book will be a compilation of the best that USENET has to
offer and should prove a great benefit to not only the experienced chef
looking for something new and exotic but also to the novice just getting
started on their culinary journey of self discovery.

While not actually receiving any monetary renumeration all contributors
WILL receive a mention in the book if their recipe is chosen for inclusion
in what is sure to be a book for the ages.

Here's a few examples of some of the types of dishes that already grace
the pages of this forthcoming book.  The actual recipes aren't included
here as that would tend to cut back the marketability of this tome.

alt.religion.kibology

 Steamin' Bowl of FUKK
 Glass of Puke
 Durian Flambe with Asfoetida Sauce
 Mentos and Orbitz Jubilee

alt.folklore.urban

 Iced Kidneys with Rat Urine
 Mrs. Field's Cookies
 Spider Egg and Raspberry Gelatin

alt.sci.physics.plutonium

 Shredded Coconut Surprise
 Spaghetti in a paper cup
 Assorted canned fruits with a big nut

As you can see the recipes gathered thus far are not only epicurean
delights that are sure to please even the most finicky diner, but they
also try to capture the appropriate flavor of the groups that provided
inspiration for the recipe.

Our goal is to have this marvel on bookstore shelves in time for
Christmas.  Imagine the surprise on the faces of your friends and family
when you show them a cookbook that includes one (or more) of *YOUR*
recipes!  So don't delay and post today!

[Book is expected to retail at approximately $220 due to the inclusion of
the Mrs. Field's cookie recipe and the expected legal costs of battling
the stream of lawsuits from the Plutonium Atom Foundation (ATOM!).]
-- 
Dean Lenort         | ARK IS FOR WHACKY BOZOS WHO KNOW IT! NANAB 
dean.lenort@att.net | IS FOR WHACKY BOZOS WHO DON'T! - E. Holmes

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