Copyright © Christine Burns 1995,96
Stick another needle in We’re sucking, sucking, sucking Leaner thighs and neater chin We’re sucking, sucking, sucking That spare tyre will have to go In fact let’s change the whole torso It’s Liposculpture don’t you know ! We’re sucking, sucking, sucking. Sign another consent form We’re hacking, hacking, hacking Make the visage fit the norm We’re hacking, hacking, hacking Lift the cheekbones, stitch the chin Shove the eye bags in that bin Pull tight .. there’s a *lovely* grin We’re hacking, hacking, hacking Sign another grand away We’re paying, paying, paying Make the surgeon rich today We’re paying, paying, paying Take my fat and take my savings Stitch me up tight with my cravings Charge me for my ego’s failings We’re paying, paying, paying